Let me thank my good friend for making me do a horrfic thing . . .
ya you know who you are~!
Go to
[link] blah blah
1.) Your name?
Sorry, you can't know, guys.
Holy sh*t! Look at those beaner nipples!
I'm discouraged.
2.) Your age?
12!!! (13 in 26 days!)
a word for people who are bisexual
Rachel should wear the number twelve!
Ha ha on myspace this one gaylord thinks I'm biesexual.
3.) One of your friends?
Becca
to be hit in the face with an artificial penis
Man you so totally got becca'd last night.
lolololololol too funny! Well with our prank calls we always do our classic pee-wee implant. (it may not look real but it's sexy!)
4.) What should you be doing?
Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
get this def on a mug
:3
5.) Favorite color?
Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
Yummy . . . ?
6.) Birthplace?
A secret, sorry.
* isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of * * and *, it is a city where the *insertfootballteamhere* are the topic of dinner conversation year round. It is where a meal consists of a cheesesteak, Natty light, soft pretzels,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. It is where there is a Wawa on every corner, and you look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most importantly, where everyone is brothers and it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a ***** fan. That is *, the city of Brotherly Love... Outsiders will never understand
black people are people too
lol so true! yea im not rascist
7.) Month of your birth?
lol wut do you think? August~!
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
:3
9.) One of your nicknames?
Shhh another secret
The foreskin of the uncircumcised penis.
"Am I circumsized? No way! I've still got my *****."
Delightful . . .
Ok I tag everyone who reads this! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Spread the virus around!
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!
1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire
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HI!! I\'m random! who r u?
95%of teens would have a breakdown if jonasbrothers or mileycyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump,copy and paste if your a part of the 5%yelling \"Jump Bitch!!!!\"
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go play in traffic...................ITS FUN ^^
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥
♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closest FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK
1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS
2-U STILL SUCK
3-U R A GOOD FRIEND
4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS
5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE
DON'T ASK!
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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure. Paste this in your sig if you would be one of the 10% laughing.
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥
♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closest FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK
1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS
2-U STILL SUCK
3-U R A GOOD FRIEND
4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS
5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE
DON'T ASK!
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Do you know why Jayfeather is blind? When he opened his eyes, he saw Edward Cullens's face and was mentally scarred. D*mmit! Why couldn't it be Hollyleaf? 3:
Jayfeather=Mine, not yours. :3333
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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure. Paste this in your sig if you would be one of the 10% laughing.
--
Do you know why Jayfeather is blind? When he opened his eyes, he saw Edward Cullens's face and was mentally scarred. D*mmit! Why couldn't it be Hollyleaf? 3:
Jayfeather=Mine, not yours. :3333
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Spinning Dicks Is What We Get For Watching An 18+ Moive
Evan: So you jack off with your strong hand eh?
Alice: You Jack off with your left foot evan?
Bruno = Mello
Harry potter has the swine flu I blame the owl
A new meaning to choking hazard... Blow job
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HI!! I'm random! wh r u?
95%of teens would have a breakdown if jonasbrothers or mileycyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump,copy and paste if your a part of the 5%yelling "Jump Bitch!!!!"
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Bill Kaulitz <3
Yes, I'm in love with him. (AGAIN!)
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Do you know why Jayfeather is blind? When he opened his eyes, he saw Edward Cullens's face and was mentally scarred. D*mmit! Why couldn't it be Hollyleaf? 3:
Jayfeather=Mine, not yours. :3333
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